Last Update Date: January 30, 2007
This Privacy Statement describes privacy practices of Jason Jones and JaJonesy.net with respect to information we collect about our visitors who either are visiting purposely, or were accidently sucked through a worm hole to our website.
COMMITMENT TO PRIVACY
Jason knows that you care how information about you is used and shared. Jason respects your right to privacy. Your ability to make informed choices about the use of your information is important to us. We want to make sure that you understand what information we collect about you, how we use it, and the safeguards we have in place in order to protect it. This Privacy Statement explains our policy regarding the collection, use, disclosure and protection of personal information.
WHAT INFORMATION DO WE COLLECT?
The information we collect and retain about you depends upon your interaction with us.
A. Information You Give Us. We collect personally identifiable information (such as your name, address, e-mail address and telephone number(s) you provide us when you:
HOW DO WE USE YOUR INFORMATION?
The personal information we collect is generally used to process your level of fun and other crab and lobster related requests and comments, and to understand your needs so that we may provide you with the most suitable website known to mankind. For example, we may use your postal address, e-mail address or telephone number to:
The non-personally identifiable information that we automatically collect may be utilized in the aggregate to help us look for trends so that we can improve your experience with the JaJonesy.net staff and the Canadian parliament.
We strive to comply with prevailing industry standards regarding the use of your personal information.
DO WE SHARE YOUR INFORMATION WITH THIRD PARTIES?
We do not share your information with unaffiliated third parties, or anyone for that matter.
WHAT CHOICES DO I HAVE REGARDING THE USE OF MY INFORMATION?
We won't share your information, so don't worry. Any problems, don't visit the site anymore.
IS MY INFORMATION SECURE?
Jason is committed to maintaining the security of information under our control. To try to prevent unauthorized access, maintain data accuracy, and ensure correct use of information, we have put in place the appropriate physical, electronic and managerial procedures to safeguard and secure the information we collect.
With respect to account information collected online, such information is accessible online only through the use of a password. To protect the confidentiality of personal information, you must keep your password confidential and not disclose it to any other person. You are responsible for all uses of JaJonesy.net by any person using your password. If other people have access to your e-mail, they may be able to change information about your user profile. You should not use an e-mail account operated by an employer because many employers have the legal right to access such e-mail accounts. Please notify us immediately if you believe your password has been misused.
Any information collected on JaJonesy.net is located on a secured server behind a firewall and is not directly connected to the Internet. Jason employs Secure Socket Layer ("SSL") software and password protection procedures to safeguard personal information collected. Please use your brain for important information on the security practices of this website. The Lunacats guard the physical location of the servers your information would be stored, and have been known to kill from time to time.
HOW AM I NOTIFIED OF CHANGES TO THIS PRIVACY STATEMENT?
We encourage parents to take an active interest in their children's use of the Internet. JaJonesy.net is not targeted to children younger than 13. Jason does not knowingly collect or store information of children younger than 13, or anyone for that matter. Visitors to JaJonesy.net who are under the age of 13 may use this website only with the supervision and consent of a parent or guardian, along with a blood sample proving their identity by use of mitochondrial DNA. None of the products or services available through JaJonesy.net may be purchased by anyone since we don't sell anything, but if we did they would be wicked awesome.