JaJonesy.net Privacy Statement

PRIVACY STATEMENT

Last Update Date: January 30, 2007

PURPOSE

This Privacy Statement describes privacy practices of Jason Jones and JaJonesy.net with respect to information we collect about our visitors who either are visiting purposely, or were accidently sucked through a worm hole to our website.

COMMITMENT TO PRIVACY

Jason knows that you care how information about you is used and shared. Jason respects your right to privacy. Your ability to make informed choices about the use of your information is important to us. We want to make sure that you understand what information we collect about you, how we use it, and the safeguards we have in place in order to protect it. This Privacy Statement explains our policy regarding the collection, use, disclosure and protection of personal information.

WHAT INFORMATION DO WE COLLECT?

The information we collect and retain about you depends upon your interaction with us.

A. Information You Give Us. We collect personally identifiable information (such as your name, address, e-mail address and telephone number(s) you provide us when you:

Fill out the contact form;
Communicate with us for any reason either purposely or otherwise stated; or
Voluntarily participate in an e-mail survey. (Information we collect may include demographic information, such as age and gender and number of household members).

B. Automatic Information. When you interact with us, we may maintain a record of the following types of information:

Your shoe size, when available.
Your Internet Protocol ("IP") address when you visit our website. The IP address collected on our website is not linked by us to personally identifiable information, except in cases where we must provide IP addresses to the company from whom you purchased your product and/or certain credit card processors in connection with the processing of your credit card transaction. You may want to contact your credit card provider with any questions.

C. Information from Third Parties. We may receive personally identifiable information from third parties as follows:

Information from your grocery store from whom you purchased bananas that we will be eating for you.
Information from our service providers who perform functions (such as helping you) on our behalf (see "DO WE SHARE YOUR INFORMATION WITH THIRD PARTIES" below for more information about our service providers); and
Updated delivery and address information from the shipper of your newspaper or other third parties, such as service providers and people who furnish various fulfillment and consulting services (excluding vacuum cleaner salesmen);

DO WE USE COOKIES?

Cookies are small pieces of information sent by a web site that are stored by your web browser on your computer's hard drive. Jason uses cookies to obtain certain types of information when your web browser accesses JaJonesy.net, when you log out of JaJonesy.net, and to make it easier for you to use the JaJonesy.net. If you do not want us to store this information, or if you are using a public computer, the Help portion of the toolbar on most browsers will tell you how to prevent your browser from accepting new cookies, how to have the browser notify you when you receive a new cookie, or how to disable cookies altogether. Your product supplier may also use cookies on its website. Jason also likes to eat cookies.

HOW DO WE USE YOUR INFORMATION?

The personal information we collect is generally used to process your level of fun and other crab and lobster related requests and comments, and to understand your needs so that we may provide you with the most suitable website known to mankind. For example, we may use your postal address, e-mail address or telephone number to:

Call to ask how you day is going;
Provide customer support and/or fried veggie burgers;
Solicit your feedback about the experience you had while visiting the site.

The non-personally identifiable information that we automatically collect may be utilized in the aggregate to help us look for trends so that we can improve your experience with the JaJonesy.net staff and the Canadian parliament.

We strive to comply with prevailing industry standards regarding the use of your personal information.

DO WE SHARE YOUR INFORMATION WITH THIRD PARTIES?

We do not share your information with unaffiliated third parties, or anyone for that matter.

Other Disclosures: Jason will not share your personally identifiable information, even if threatened at gun point.

We may share aggregated demographic information and/or customer profile data with our business partners, advertisers and others. This is not linked to any personal information that can identify any individual person.

WHAT CHOICES DO I HAVE REGARDING THE USE OF MY INFORMATION?

We won't share your information, so don't worry. Any problems, don't visit the site anymore.

IS MY INFORMATION SECURE?

Jason is committed to maintaining the security of information under our control. To try to prevent unauthorized access, maintain data accuracy, and ensure correct use of information, we have put in place the appropriate physical, electronic and managerial procedures to safeguard and secure the information we collect.

With respect to account information collected online, such information is accessible online only through the use of a password. To protect the confidentiality of personal information, you must keep your password confidential and not disclose it to any other person. You are responsible for all uses of JaJonesy.net by any person using your password. If other people have access to your e-mail, they may be able to change information about your user profile. You should not use an e-mail account operated by an employer because many employers have the legal right to access such e-mail accounts. Please notify us immediately if you believe your password has been misused.

Any information collected on JaJonesy.net is located on a secured server behind a firewall and is not directly connected to the Internet. Jason employs Secure Socket Layer ("SSL") software and password protection procedures to safeguard personal information collected. Please use your brain for important information on the security practices of this website. The Lunacats guard the physical location of the servers your information would be stored, and have been known to kill from time to time.

HOW AM I NOTIFIED OF CHANGES TO THIS PRIVACY STATEMENT?

We reserve the right to change this Privacy Statement at any time but will alert you that changes have been made, by indicating at the top of the Privacy Statement the date it was last updated. If there is ever a material change to how we use information you provide, and the new uses are unrelated to uses we disclose in this statement, we will communicate the changes in advance. We will use information in accordance with the privacy policy under which the information was collected.

CHILDREN

We encourage parents to take an active interest in their children's use of the Internet. JaJonesy.net is not targeted to children younger than 13. Jason does not knowingly collect or store information of children younger than 13, or anyone for that matter. Visitors to JaJonesy.net who are under the age of 13 may use this website only with the supervision and consent of a parent or guardian, along with a blood sample proving their identity by use of mitochondrial DNA. None of the products or services available through JaJonesy.net may be purchased by anyone since we don't sell anything, but if we did they would be wicked awesome.